I’m a frequent visitor of ESPN.com and by frequent, I mean at least 10 times a day. This may seem excessive to many of you and it probably is for the average American but I’m a sports nut. Football, baseball, basketball, tennis, track & field, soccer, hockey, you name it, I enjoy it. So imagine my surprise to find a new sport to become enthralled with all over again. Beer Pong!
Are you kidding? I was an avid Beruit player in college which is beer pong for the slightly more intellectual college students at preppy east coast schools. For those of you who never have had the pleasure and joy of participating in this centuries old college initiation rite or for those of you (like me) who want to expand their knowledge of this legendary sport, here’s the wikipedia page. To sum up, you shoot little ping pong balls into big plastic cups eight feet away and if you sink them, the other team needs to drink the beer and vice versa. It’s really an elaborate and convuluted path to drinking copious amounts of beer/alcohol.
Now that I’ve found out that someone is sponsering a tournment and paying the winners $50,000 means that I missed my calling in life. I love beer, I love sports, and I love competition…dammit, why did I get into the nursery buisness? You might not see me post for a while as I’m going to be working on my game…where did I put those 12 oz dumbells?
jeez, do you see the lean that guy has in headline picture? That calls for immediate disqualification.
Jesus Jake, turn 20 already.
But OD is right, that’s a horrific lean that kid is showing. As an amateur myself, even I would be greatly insulted not only by his utter disregard for all Beer Pong Rules and Regulations and Etiquette, but also by his partner’s equal disregard for non-douchy haircuts.
Never James…never.